BAD BAD BAD JOKES
 
 
LOST IN TRANSLATION
Three men: an Italian, a French and a Spanish went
for a job interview in England. Before the interview,
they were told that they must compose a sentence in
English with three main words: green, pink and yellow.

The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I
see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself,
I hope it will be a pink day".
 
The French was next: "I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow
banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink
panther on TV".
 
Last was the Spanish: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone
'green...green...', I pink up the phone and I say 'Yellow!'.
 
 
RELIGION:  Catholicism, the Microsoft of the religions, is fascinating.
                         
Speeding?  Go for it, we are never alone !!                                   Moses starting his training
 
                          
The real headache for Noah wasn't the rain....                              Moses strikes back
 
       
 
 
 
EXTREME
                   
Extreme augment                                                  Extreme-ly honest potty
 
                   
Extreme bull-fighting                                               Extreme workaholics
 
     
You're right.... these onion rings are rather chewy       Extreme deception: No pain, no gain
Extreme flavors
 
 
WOMEN     
 
"Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die"
 
 
              
The first woman in space                      Apple ultimate solution

 

Latinas    Latina X3

 

                                                                                                                                                                        

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